Rated: R for strong bloody violence, some sexual content and language
Running time: 1 hr 48 min
Cast: Danny Trejo, Michelle Rodriguez, Sofía Vergara, Charlie Sheen, Amber Heard, Lady Gaga, Mel Gibson, Antonio Banderas, Vanessa Hudgens
Plot: The President of the United States tasks legendary secret agent Machete Cortez with stopping a crazed global terrorist from starting a nuclear war. With a bounty on his head, Machete faces death at every turn from an all-star cast of deadly assassins.