“Indeflatable” (Sung to the tune of “Amen” as performed by Sidney Poitier in “Lilies of the Field” ... people under the age of 30 you can find it on You Tube video)

“Aaaaaamen, Amen, Amen

Baltimore Fans were craven

Aaamen

Thoughts of Super Ravens

Aaamen

But Brady came-a-savin’

Aaaaaamen, Amen, Amen

Tom Brady was a hero

Aaamen

Now he’s just a zero

Aaamen

Like in Rome if he was Nero

Aaaaaamen, Amen, Amen

The footballs underinflation

Aaamen

Were less than regulation

Aaamen

Cried out the congregation

Aaaaaamen, Amen, Amen

Colts fan were cryin’, “Why?”

Aaamen

Our Super Bowl dreams die

Aaamen

Because of the PSI

Aaaaaamen, Amen, Amen

New England had the Patriots

Aaamen

Funny how fans hate gets

Aaamen

Now they’re calling them Deflatriots

Aaaaaamen, Amen, Amen

Some suffer a derision

Aaamen

That football is religion

Aaamen

And this act is of sedition

Aaaaaamen, Amen, Amen

An act of mortal sin

Aaamen

And cheaters never win

Aaamen

But this Sunday they are in

Aaaaaamen, Amen, Amen

It’s story one on this day

Aaamen

Until its Super Sunday

Aaamen

And nothing come this Monday

Aaaaaamen, Amen, Amen

For some it will be gladness

Aaamen

For others there is sadness

Aaamen

I’m just waiting for March Madness

Aaaaaamen, Amen, Amen!

In basketball what counts is

Aaamen

We will know just how many ounces

Aaamen

That’s just the way that that ball bounces

Aaaaaamen, Amen, Amen!”

— Lindon Dodd is a freelance writer who can be reached at lindon.dodd@hotmail.com

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